The Scotia Center sat on Water Street like a big blue green pimple that
was aching to burst. The front of it was on Water Street facing the subway
building Renee and her boyfriend bought to turn into a record store and the
back sat above the parking garage on Harbor Front Drive that ran by the dock
and from the back doors of the Scotia Center to a boat in the harbor was
less than three hundred feet.
Were you not held enough as a child – Andy said to the bad Mormon who
thought he should be inside the bank instead of blowing up an old abandoned
building on the east end of Water Street while the other bad Mormon did the
same thing to an old abandoned building on the west end.
The Electric Rooster will walk into the Scotia Center on Water Street at
five forty five PM on a Friday afternoon dressed as normal people who don’t
know each other from Adam. They will occupy the tellers using devious means
until the main doors are locked and there are no other customers inside the
building but them. At approximately six fifteen PM two explosions will occur
in old abandoned buildings on each end of Water Street thanks to the two bad
Mormons who were finally cool with the fact that they couldn’t be inside the
Scotia Center with the Electric Rooster when it was being robbed and were
content to blow things up instead. Are you with me – Andy said and everyone
nodded.
The Electric Rooster will demand and be given huge amounts of money by
shaking tellers with not bad breasts and a worm type manager who will
subsequently pee his pants and lose the grip of fear he holds over the
tellers that allows him to sometimes have clumsy and awkward sex with them
where he’s naked and pulling the teller around in a cart. The Electric
Rooster will then exit the back of the building and walk with casual concern
for the sirens of cop cars and ambulances and fire trucks making their way
through the rush hour traffic to the sites of the two explosions to a boat
waiting in the harbor piloted by the girl with anti sunglasses. Have I still
got you – Andy said and everyone nodded.
They will board the boat and the boat will proceed at a non attention
getting pace out through the narrows while they take off their normal
clothes to reveal wet suits with crazy stripes on them and funky colors and
logos. A tank will be issued to each person by the man who makes things
happen. By the time the boat is far enough up the left side of Signal Hill
outside the narrows so it cannot be seen from the waterfront everyone will
be looking pretty cool. Let’s face it guys everyone is going to be looking
like those cool ass guys on that TV show about cool ass guys who go scuba
diving and get in trouble with theses bad ass guys who only wear black wet
suits and have a knife or even a spear gun and tries to cut the tube that
let’s the cool ass guys breathe under water but the cool ass guys always
win. Is everyone getting this – Andy said and everyone nodded their heads
approvingly at the plan to rip off the man.
Now once the Electric Rooster is in position off shore from the holes
that are covered and camouflaged that the two bad Mormons will dig on the
side of Signal Hill to bury the money and wet suits in until it’s safe to
come back they will exit the boat. The man who makes things happen will go
over the side last. He will point the boat towards the line where the sea
meets the sky and talks about things and lock the steering and open the
throttle and join the Electric Rooster under the cold and hiding surface of
the North Atlantic Ocean – Andy continued and everyone was getting off on
his plan to rip off the man it sounded so groovy.
Once the Electric Rooster is safely under the surface they will proceed
in an orderly fashion to the beach. Once there they will peel off their wet
suits to reveal the trendy touristy walking type clothes that they’re
wearing underneath them so it’s very important not to give into the urge to
urinate that immersion in cold water can produce or you’ll end up looking
like you pissed your fucken pants when you take your wet suit off. The wet
suits will be buried in the hole to the left as you face Signal Hill and the
money in the hole to the right. The Electric Rooster will then break into
two groups and climb up to the walking trail where they will proceed as
though they don’t know each other at all to the top of Signal Hill. Are you
still with me – Andy said and everyone nodded their heads and pictured
themselves walking the Signal Hill trail in walking clothes and walking like
they didn’t know each other at all. So does everybody understand the plan –
Andy asked and everyone nodded
and Neale said – we’re robbing a bank right.
And Andy said – well yeah that’s the general plan.
And someone said – the Scotia Center.
And Andy said – yeah that would be the big fucken blue building in front
of us.